I’m just so damn flossy.and I know what you like.There ain’t no gangsta like me.I’m a give it to ya every time

evilboyendo:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

This is much better than reblogging the whole video. 

still a solid ass joke, man. bahaha

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

sexemilyx:

dear asshole,
your dick would be bigger if you didnt put 2/3 of it into your personality.

Send me a ╰☆╮ if your muse thinks my muse is attractive.

I AM TINKERBOM!*THROWS GLITTER AT EVERYONE*

blackjackbom said: purple

necrophilia-x-ame:

PURPLE:We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

"We can talk!But just so you know,I’m boring and clingy(*´д`*)"

That’s okay!I’m clingy too